Excellent work Mr Holmes and an entertaining read as always.

I wonder if I may bring your attention to a fake account ring that I have reported to @patrice and @steamcleaners but that I have a feeling runs deeper than it appears. @patrice and his team also have a lot on their plate and your influence may be helpful in showing these charlatans that this kind of conduct isn't welcome on Steemit.

If you find the time please have a look at an account called funaddaa that I have linked to at least 5 other accounts claiming to be well known individuals and/or websites. So far it appear that gordonramsay, foxnews.com, hdporn, buzzfeed.com and pcmobilezone are run by the same individual, using the same MO.
The additional curious bit is that most of these accounts get upvoted by somealaskaguy which doesn't post at all and just upvotes. I'm not saying there's a link, but it might be worth investigating.