Who are the Venezuelans

This text that I came from a journalist friend, wanted to share it because I took a good smile read it full

Published in the newspaper El Tiempo de Colombia, ...
On one occasion, they asked a well-known scholar:
Teacher: What is a Venezuelan? His answer was as follows:
Ahh, the Venezuelans ... what a difficult question!
The Venezuelans are among you, but they are not yours.
Venezuelans drink joy and bitterness in the same cup.
They make music of their weeping and laugh at the music.
Venezuelans take jokes seriously and make jokes about the serious.
They don't believe in anyone and believe in everything.
Don't you dare argue with them ever!
Venezuelans are born with wisdom. They don't need to read, they all know it! They don't need to travel, they've all seen it!
Venezuelans are something like the chosen people, by themselves.
Venezuelans are individually characterized by their sympathy and intelligence; And in groups for their shouting and passion.
Each of them bears the spark of geniuses and geniuses do not get along with each other, hence the gathering of the Venezuelans is easy, but to unite them is almost impossible even if they are solidarity.
Do not talk about logic, because that implies reasoning and moderation and Venezuelans are hyperbolic and exaggerated.
For example, if you were invited to a restaurant to eat, you were not invited to the best restaurant in the place, but to the best restaurant in the world.
When they argue, they don't say: I disagree with you! But you're peeling, completely wrong!
They have antropofágicas tendencies; So then he ate it! It is an expression of admiration and ' eating a cable ' is a sign of a critical situation.
Calling someone ' Pajúo ' is a lacerated insult.
The Venezuelan loves so much the contradiction that it calls monsters to the beautiful and barbarian women to the scholars.
If you have any health situation they warn you: hand, you had to talk to me to take you where a medical corduroy is a shot to the floor!
Venezuelans offer solutions before they know the problem. It's never a problem for them.
They do not understand why others do not understand when their ideas are so simple and do not just understand why people do not want to learn to speak Castilian like them.
Ah, the Venezuelans ... We can't live long with them, but it's almost impossible to live without them!
(dedicated fondly to the people of the best country in the world) Venezuela