My 1st world problems beat your 3rd world misery....
That beautiful skyline... is so hideous!! Ughhh... I just want to experience NATURE

This pizza was SOOOO perfect until some minimum-wage loser wanted to destroy something beautiful! Ughh, stupid cook had to burn the crust!

These guys know that cooking on an electric range is SUCH A PAIN!! So hard to get the heat just right.
Literally NO 3rd world equivalent for this tragedy
