Aren't you sorry you had me..... Funny Story

in #steemit8 years ago

It's weird how many different memories come back to me as I read posts from different Steamers about their life experiences. I read a post with lots of cool photos about a lady who has a birthday coming up and she wanted to know if she should get Botox or Tattoos.

And for some reason her reply back to me made me think of a joke my mom told one time at Thanksgiving. My mom at the time was 83 years old and she had the best sense of humor. That's one thing I got from her for sure...

Anyway the joke goes like this

There's an old lady sitting in the attic with her cat looking through some boxes.

She comes across a lamp and decides to rub it.

Out pops a Genie who says ## You have 3 wishes madam what do you desire ##

The lady is cool and thinks about it for a moment while she strokes her cat and says

I want to be filthy rich....... I want to be young and beautiful again..... and I want you to turn my cat into a handsome prince

The Genie waves his arms in the air and all of the sudden the old lady is now a Beautiful woman with long flowing hair in a gorgeous dress standing in front of a HUGE pile of cash, diamonds, rubies, pearls and gold...

She looks across the attic and there stands her Prince in a tuxedo so she motions
for him to come to her so they can embrace and kiss.

So as the Prince leans in to kiss her he whispers in her ear,

Aren't you sorry you had me neutered

So obviously the moral of the story is.....

I want you to tell me what the moral of this story should be in your Reply below...

Keep on Steemin my friends.....

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