Someone was about to have a far better Tuesday than I was having

I went to the store to buy some epoxy and paint. The guy in checkout line in front of me had three handles of rum, three handles of vodka, and three large boxes of rubbers.

Now I'm sitting in my car contemplating why my Tuesday sucks and his is about to fucking rule. I should have talked to him.

What are some things he may have been about to do? (besides get turnt af)