Things women don't know about men

man and woman - creatures fully compatible with each other, and at the same time so absurdly different, It's hard to believe their affiliation of same species. In practice man will quicker understand emotionally shaken baboon, before solving the puzzle that is woman's brain. Fortunately men also have their secrets of which their beautiful counterparts have no idea. 

Every morning we have to deal with the "wood"

Scientists claim that during a night, our best friend raises several times and overall loses about 2 hours being "up" while our mind is in deep sleep. For some reasons it always has to be up right after we wake up. The most evil thing about it is that full bladder pushes on the blood vessels effectively hindering the out flow of blood. In such case a morning toilet visit is one of worst nightmares of every man.

We are setting records in distance peeing

Having a penis, besides it's few obvious advantages & disadvantages allows us to enjoy such trivial thing as peeing. Probably every man tried to move back as far as possible while peeing the wall to see if how far he can and still reach the initial point. Honorable mention : writing your name in the snow - just don't let your balls freeze.

Testicles are our curse

Equally if not more sensitive than woman's breasts. However worst with their presentation - we admit boobs are way prettier. There is one major problem concerning our "balls" - for some unknown reasons they were placed in most central part of our body, in the place where they are revealed and exposed to injuries.