Or was it?

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After a pretty hilarious joke, I made in a live chat on one of my favorite Bitcoin betting sites about only being able to purchase narcotics online if you use Crackcoin I got curious and low and behold, it exists. <Edit, it existed.

I assumed the coin had to somehow be connected to butts, gay porn was my first guess, and that I best not explore Crackcoin too much further if I didn't want to see man-ass. Much to my delight as I neared the end of the article there was a picture of a face I would recognize anywhere and suddenly things were much clearer.

I now felt like the chances of man-ass photos were decreasing so I decided I might as well keep exploring
By the way, I am learning pretty much all of this as I write the story so if the shit dead-ends I am still posting this bitch since this is the closest thing to being productive I have done all weekend long.

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This shit kind of ruined my day, really...

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Not only am I a little bored with all of this since I can't find
anything showing signs of activity from the developers of Crackcoin
since late 2014, and it's obvious I won't be able to buy any fucking crack with Crackcoin...

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Rob "heartthrob" Ford Died on March 22, 2016.

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At 46 years old, Rob passed after chemotherapy was unsuccessful in treating a rare and cancerous abdominal tumor he was diagnosed with in September of 2014; just 18 months before his death.

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There's a moral to this story somewhere in there, I am just too heartbroken and lazy to spell it out for you so please feel free to comment as you decipher the life-lesson so I can confirm or deny it

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