Woah ! Now that is an intelligent way to grab the whales' attention. Awesome work !! I gotta think something as such as well :p There is a competition going on where you can post this entry. The contest is to write a poem about steemit.

Check it out if you don't already know. I also submitted my poetry there.
https://steemit.com/contest/@aggroed/250-sp-delegation-art-contest-results-from-my-radio-show-giveaway-and-5x100sp-delegations-for-55-word-stories-new-500-sp

All the best. Following you now. :D