Why I'm Quitting Steemit..

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)

So I just got up, it's after lunch but I got loaded last night after work and now I feel like a bag of shit. The wife went to the theatre with her mom so I'm home alone sucking back a coffee and getting my douche flute on

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I'm not really quitting Steemit, we'll call that title trolling or an April fools joke. Haha, I'm hilarious right? No..oh well

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Since you're here and it's Easter and shit I guess I'll show you the only piece of metal I have that could be Easter related? This is a 2011 gold 1/10 Perth Lunar coin

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Pinch and zoom if you want a better look? It's got a rabbit, some lettuce and a radish or something going on..

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These Lunar coins are pretty cool and they appreciate well over time unlike myself, I look haggered today and feel even worse

I have four days off now though so that's great. I'm going to use this time to create some high quality posts for Steemit! I could never quit this place I'm hooked..

Hope everyone had a spectacular long weekend 👍😎

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Happy Easter GA !!!! ( you do look a little rough around the edges ) LOL

Oh yeah there's no doubt about it, bags under my eyes and shit, but I share everything with you guys and you need to see I'm not perfect, close but not quite 😁

Glad you're back bud! 😂😂😂 Happy hangover Easter! 🐰

Oh man it hurts so bad, it's never worth it so why do we do this to ourselves? 😞

I am quiting too and here is my April rabbit of 1/4 Oz.

😆😂🤣 Douche flute! Thanks! I’m going to have to add that term to my vocabulary for that crowd!

Yeah I can't claim credit for that term for a vape, a buddy at work said it once and i loved it 😂

Not a chance I believed your headline! You're hooked on Steemit like the rest of us.

Ya got me, I figured if you can quit cigarettes you can probably quit Steemit, it's only slightly more addictive.

Lol. Well happy Easter my friend, the ol' drink can be an enemy the next morning!

Happy April fools' Day!

Is that actually a picture of you lol? It's interesting that you mention a rabbit and lettuce. You know there's a phrase, "sex like bunnies." After all, rabbits reproduce at a high rate. The lettuce was the sacred to the Egyptian fertility god, Min. In Egypt men would eat lettuce thinking it leads to better performance in the bedroom. Is it a coincidence that a rabbit and lettuce are in a coin's design?

As soon as I saw it I thought "I ain't no fool" but you need to upgrade that flute....
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