1. First time you hear about Steemit
2. First time you visit Steemit
3. Attempting a sign up
4. Succeeding a sign up
5. Speed-typing your first story
6. Being proud of your first story
7. Getting flagged by a “whale”
8. Realizing that you don’t know shit about Steemit
9. Attempting to post a second story
10. Getting your first (and only) upvote
11. Refreshing your page like a maniac
12. Realizing (for the second time) that you don’t know shit about Steemit
13. Reading the Steem whitepaper and wondering if it is actually written in Chinese
14. Abandoning Steemit
15. Realizing your mistake and coming back after 5 minutes
16. Finally learning what curating means!
17. Writing your third story and making 1 cent
18. Realizing that you are at the bottom of the pyramid
19. Realizing that you are part of the flock
20. Working your way up to success
