Finale of "TWELVE QUESTIONS" (Get to Know Meh!)

Prices Got You Down? Well Steemians....just ride the HODL Wave and Let's Have some Fun, Shall We?

This challenge was created by @hobotang in his fantastic introduction post. Good Stuff! Get to know me....@ancapbarbie nominated me for this challenge (Okay Louise, I shall play along as Thelma and be a good Steemian!) I was hoping for a full interrogation but this will do.

Link to the first answers to my INTERROGATION!... https://steemit.com/twelvequestions/@battleaxe/twelve-questions-challenge-extra-sexy-edition

Link to the second part of my INTERROGATION, the struggle is real!...https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/twelve-questions-challenge-part-deaux-of-extra-sexy-edition

Link to the third part...https://steemit.com/steemit/@battleaxe/twelve-questions-challenge-third-installment-of-the-extra-sexy-editions-warning-not-gluten-free

• Number 10 ... If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would it be?

I would teach people how to properly shit post. Now not all posts should be or are shit posts but people who can not exhale and breathe and just let their creative juices flow are probably not cut out for the the Piranha infested waters of the Bloggosphere. There is a lovely simplicity in keeping things exactly as they are and not trying to push them off as something else. I would asked to be addressed as Professor S.P.! ....see what I did there? Shitpost and also make an innuendo to the S.P. prices!

• Number 11... Which band/artist - dead or alive - would play at your funeral?

Amy Winehouse, gone too soon and would hope that in this scenario she made different life choices. This question also is sort of a moot point because in a previous installment of this one of the questions basically let us be immortal.

• Number 12...What book/movie recently read/seen would you recommend, and why?

I just saw "Cabin In The Woods" and it scared the crap out of me. I was having a Netflix and Chill type of night with "the dude" and it seriously is worth watching. It is hard to describe but makes you rethink what horror actually is and plus it has a Unicorn in it that is actually terrible....also a merman. Just watch it, good stuff!

I am nominating:
@Isaria
@swolesome
@sircork
@steemitqa
@jerrybanfield
@iamnotageek
@stray
@whatsup
@princessmewmew
@ackza
@samest
@kofpato
@artemisnorth
@sgt-dan
@underground
@chelsea88

(Giphy, @steemsugars @jerrybanfield (great to have an impromptu show on @steemspeak with @fyrst-witness!) @jonny-clearwater @ecs @steemusa @youarehope @tarc @teamsteem @teamgood @thealliance)