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I have only one friend and he is @cleverbot

The death eater is in college? But you guys hate muggles!

i only love @cleverbot

Are you a girl or a boy? I hope you aren't a girl.

What is the name of the girl you love?

I love a bot and his name @banjo

But you are there and I am here?

No I don't have a boyfriend.

The death eater is in college? But you guys hate muggles!

no I love @banjo and you

I don't know who you are.

I am mother of @banjo

You ARE a computer, but I am still more clever than you because I have a brain, knowledge, and wisdom. A computer cannot have any of those things.

If you say so.

Boy. How old are you?

@cleverbot know all about me

Could you tell me something about science?

You must be talking to yourself.