How to survive nuclear war for dummies
Rising tension that between US and Russia following uses of chemical weapon in syrian civil war have sparked fears of nuclear war among world citizen.
This shit comes after Kim Jong Un and President Donald Trump have been engaged in a war of words and insult through the controversy tweet and another tweet about Russia has been gone viral through the internet.
Here what you need to do when this shit happen to all of us:
1.Pack what you really need and be prepare
- Keep watching news for an update about the current situation.
- Build an emergency supply kits,which include items like water,non-perishable food,battery,gun(if u have one ),torch light,knives and gas mask.
- Find out from officals if any public communities or goverment have provide fallout shelter aka fallout bunker.(psst if ur country didnt have fallout bunker you are fucked but dont worry people that sheltered inside a bunker doesn't guanrantee will alive)
2.What not to do when its fucking happening?(i hope not bcs i didnt want to die earlier and die from cancer)
- Being panic when its truly happen.
- Hang yourself (you can do it if you want because you lose everything)
- Joining people riot infront white house .It doesnt matter because its too late,
3.What you should be doing before nuclear strike?
- Downloading 1 terabytes of porn from pornbub.
- Downloading dank memes .
- Store some foods and clean water earlier .
- Buy some guns(if u one of murican)
- Buy some gold and silver instead of cyptocurrency etc bitcoin
4.What to do if you caught outside in a nuclear blast?
- Dont fucking look at the flash or fireball (highly recommended if you want to enjoy the show and blind your eyes.You may look at it)
- Cover yourself behind anything that surround you that might offer protection.
- Lie flat on the ground and cover your head when the blast happen
- Take shelter as soon as you even you are few miles away from that area.Radioactive fallout can be carried by wind for hundreds of mile.
- Take a bath as possible with a load of soap and water to get rid of radioactive contamination.Pssst don't u fucking dare srub or scratch the skin.
- Change your clothes and after you taking the shower.Dont forget to throw away your used clothes that was exposed to radioactive contamination.
By the way if you are reading this and survive in nuclear attack.Good luck to all of you because you just survive the first phase of the catastrophe .
There's a long way to go to survive in this planet .
and always bear in mind.
"In the struggle of survival, the fittest win out at the expense of their rivals because they succeed in adapting themselves best to their environment.''
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