"Hey @ionlysaymeep, how are you? If you are good say meep, if not, don't say anything."
"meep"
"Great, Praise KEK"
"meep"
"So I brought a gun with me, here, do you want to see it?"
"...meep"
"Its a Glock 30S, .45ACP with a threaded barrel and extended magazine" (handled like someone who never actually held a handgun before)
"me...mee...meep"
"I'm just kidding...it's a fake, I'm not freakin crazy @ionlysaymeep, are you alright? I thought this might have worked and you would have said something other than meep but ahh...but I would...never, you ok @ionlysaymeep?"
"meep meep meep meep-meep meep-meep" (walks away)