It's so amazing to attach faces and real actual people to all these usernames I've seen for so long, especially in the myserious witness list. They're like, really real people.

Alllllllllllllllllll the funs...... "pretending".

My partner and I got "not-married" ages and ages ago when our families and friends were hassling us about it.. so we threw a combined birthday party with the theme 'trashy celebrity wedding', called it a 'not-wedding' and everyone came dressed up. I was Tommy Lee and my partner as Pamela Anderson with boobage pushed up all the way. We've got a hilarious photo like this where a mate is deliberately pretending to stare, except he thought the actual top skin part was the fake part and was horrified to find out he was actually technically staring. It was amazing. He was so ridiculously apologetic.