Oh noes! I haz contaminated you. You're doing it wrong! This is not how to make da cheese on Steemit. ;)

It's open to new members, that don't call Steem a circle jerk, lolz. Post something unique (I've already used "circle jerk" so this post doesn't count) and well thought out ("circle jerk" doesn't take a lot of thought and is best used when quoting others) that will inspire others to click the upvote button (and not put you on their shitlist ... right behind me). ;)