I love our trending page, it’s like phallic poetry
I have to say the trending page is my absolute favorite thing about this Steem, is full of mental masturbation which I find for some reason quite fitting for a cock like me.
Don’t worry though, I’m not classless, I would never splat on this blog, because I understand that knighthood requires some glamour, and as you can tell, I’m glamourous in more ways than one. However, one can’t just lie to themselves and say that its not thrilling.
GOSH!!! the corn picture, dear God, it made me remember last july and old lady Julia. She really knew how to handle my cob, like a true lady of course, she has always been classy, unlike the spammers in here, who I’m confident can’t hold one with both hands without making a mess of themselves.
Consider this, consider that I’ve acquired most of my wrinkles in the recent months, simply from inaction. Now, I would not say I don’t like them, they give me some character, they tell stories and they seem to entertain the ladies as well, or at least they tell me as such.
But wait, before you go away and return to your mundane activities, leave an upvote or two would you. The jealous whales with poor taste have recently gotten their panties in a twister. They care not about love and justice, tenderness and freedom… they are acting against the will of the royal penis… don’t let them win…
Ta ta…
Sircock
You have a minor misspelling in the following sentence:
It should be glamorous instead of glamourous.That's typical, because this blog is written by children with poor educations, bad manners, terrible attempts at what they call humor, and basically exposes what kind of immature fuckwads escaped sperm death to become the ridiculously and individually irrelevant idiots who created this. So sadly and obviously done out of such extreme jealousy of me because no one on the platform has any idea who their useless and unknown asses are.
I do, and their moms told me they aren't even the slightest bit proud, one noting she should have swallowed the kid instead.
It's pretty sad that this group of 5th graders actually think they can call themselves adults.
This is literally the work of 12 year old children who need to seriously investigate imagination upgrades.
I bet they are so proud of themselves though. Because that is how banal idiots operate.High fives, morons.
Edit: Sorry 5th graders,I agree, these guys clearly aren't even that erudite.
What's it like being completely unknown, useless tools? Literally this is the best thing you have to do with your time, because using my relevance is so much easier than the impossibility of any of you actually doing anything requiring any brain cells, class or intellect on your own.
Being 11 forever, must be really hard. Maybe your moms will take you to the mall later?
owning your little bitch minds is fun though, suckers.
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