20 Things You’ll Find Funny If You Grew Up With Religious Parents
1. You weren't allowed to go out and play for a reason you couldn't understand
2. You weren't allowed to read love novels or other books while indoors because they were class as unorthodox according your parents
3. Which means you were only allowed to read religious books and do your home work.
4. And playing video games was out of the question
5. You couldn't lie because you were told when you lie you're the child of the devil
6. Going to school was a bit of a relief but you couldn't stay longer than necessary because of fear of coming home late to face interrogation
7. You weren't allowed to have friends outside your religion because they were tainted as sinners
8. To make matters worse having a boyfriend or girlfriend was forbidden cause it was term as sin.
9. You secretly watch explicit movies when your parents are not at home
10. Piecing your ears as a boy back then was forbidden.
11. Neither was tattooing your body allowed as long as you were under the same roof
12. Many times you sneak out to parties when your parents are fast asleep
13. Get cut wearing things your parents would never allow
14. Which made your parents end up buying you clothes that made you look like a nun
15. So the only way you could go out was after interrogation and background check.
16. Smoking and Alcohol was prohibited
17. Failing in class wasn't an option either for the fear of losing your Christmas present
18. Weekend was like being a military camp, always end up eating your food cold because of long prayers
19. You weren't allowed to go to sleepovers or parties because your friend's parents questionable moral.
20. Now you're all grown up yet you still find it hard to sit through family gathering
When you remember all this things, you just want to laugh and laugh and laugh lol..
Gone are those days.