Caught In the Act

After rolling up some jay, momma came ryt in without paying respect to the door. 'Why are your eyes so red? ' she asked. 'You have started taking hard drugs', she answered. I said 'mom, you know how bad i detest the smell of drugs, i cant even taste white vitamin c, talkless of paracetamol, flagyl, or camoquin(dat will be itching ur life out). I havent even considered taking these soft ones, u say am doing hard drugs? Huh?'. She said, 'dont you pretend like you dont know wat am saying. Am talking about MARIJUANA!'. I chuckled, deep in my thoughts, i wondered, she never liked the girls i brought home to get a good chill, Mary and Johanna. How come shes combining both names to form a word. Still in self defence, 'mom, Mary and Johana aint twins, we were all class mates back in high school. (Met Mary at the mall, and Juana at the club 😂) Then Momma was like, why are we even having this conversation? And i'm like 'am used to u that way'. She left the room and i gave my self a jumbo for a job well done. Peace.