Steem Cartoon : The Untold Story of Jurassic Bob

Since the days when Jurassic Bob has proclaimed to be the protector of his area, he has been visited by many challengers, the people who wants to threaten the peace of his region, but Jurassic Bob is made of meaner stuff and he shall not let it happen. At least not during his stint as the PROTECTOR!

The latest challenger was Ivan the Horrible from the land of the Vikings. He is an imposing figure standing at 6 feet 5 inches tall. The horns in his head are made from the wildebeest that he killed with his bare hands. The size of his arms is almost the size of a small tree. When he shouts, the forest shudder.

He came from far, a 7 days journey across mountains, plains, and rivers just to meet Jurassic Bob. They eventually met after the homing rabbit delivered the message tied to his leg. Jurassic Bob knows he must face this man, to make his mark as the PROTECTOR of his plains. He cannot simply stand by and do nothing. He has to be a man!

'Hey u, are you Jurassic Bob? The self proclaimed hero?'

'Yes, Pansy Sue. What brought you to my hood? Boys don't simply come here you know. They don't come and leave as they like.'

'Look here midget, I am not here for a coffee talk. Lets have a duel. A real test of strength and mental mettle. I will knock you out silly little boy! Arrgh!'

Ivan the Horrible did an intimidating war dance, one that Jurassic Bob has never seen before. It looks like a bird trying to do a mating ritual. It was quite hilarious but Bob has to keep his focus. He has to prove himself.

'Name your challenge Pansy Sue. I am here. If you want a tug of war...I may break your hips. If you want an arm wrestling I let you use both your arms. Name it and lets get done with it.'

'Okay boy, follow me.'

Ivan lead Jurassic Bob into the forest and to a river and passed the river there was a trench. Looks like it will get messy from here onwards. Real messy.

'You didn't say test of real strength is to the trench and clean the dinosaur poo!'

'You didn't ask. In my culture, we don't break people's arms and limbs, we are quite peace loving. You missed the bottom right side Bob.'

It was a messy one alright. They both smell like shit and they felt like shit, but a challenge is a challenge. Bob face the challenge like a true PROTECTOR!!.

credit to @zomagic