Crazy Comment Contest [Steem Bounty Added]

in #steem-bounty6 years ago (edited)

Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !

I have placed a small 0.10 SBD Bounty reward using @steem-bounty as a way to payout the winners. Next weeks bounty will depend on the popularity of this weeks contest. If you are not familiar with @Steem-bounty below is a brief explanation :

The bounty is separated into two parts:

  • 80% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. If the creator votes for more than one comment the relative %-age of the vote determines the distribution.
  • 20% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments.

So 80 % of the bounty will be awarded to the winners via me up-voting their comment. The remainder 20 % will be shared to everyone that gets an up-vote from a reader.

Rules :

Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything. The more crazy and shocking the more likely you will get my upvote and win the lions share of the bounty placed on this topic. I will only be up-voting two comments so two entries will be winning 80 % of the bounty. I won't upvote until day 5 or day 6 of this post as to give everyone lots of time for an entry. NSFW ( not safe for work ) pictures are not allowed.

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## Upvotes and Resteems are greatly appreciated !

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Your mom.

I was created not born ....

That's not what your mom told me.

hahah !

Who just farted?!

...the psychologist told me:
write letters to people you hate and then burn them ...
I already did it, but now, I do not know what to do with the letters...

I have the same problem. Maby we have the same psychologist.

You are 1 of 2 winners congratulations !
You have been upvoted and will win the bulk share of the bounty !

Click Here to enter crazy comment contest 2

thanks!!!! :)...I'm already in...

Your Welcome !

Who put what in the where now?

I have no Idea who put the what in the where ...

Mairzy Doats - the lyrics

Mares eat oats
and does eat oats
but little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too - wouldn't you?

Hey now, it's a children's song!
But then again some of the old rhymes and songs are pretty terrifying.
Okay, so lamb for dinner it is!

Purple monkey dishwasher.

I broke my purple monkey dishwasher yesterday. Any idea where I can pick up another ?

Yes, way back in the early 90's where I picked up that Simpsons reference ;D

So what you are saying is I just need to find a time machine. Shouldn't be a problem.

How much cum
Would a kumquat queef
If a kumquat could queef cum

MIC DROP

Oh goodness...😂

I think everyone would agree that this is the craziest comment ....

You are 1 of 2 winners congratulations !
You have been upvoted and will win the bulk share of the bounty !

Click Here to enter crazy comment contest 2

I am so honored that you thought so! I came up with that one at 2 in the morning a few weeks ago.

I have no clue what to say ....

If you give a monkey a banana he will give you a unicorn make of candy that poop llolypops when it fly to Jupiter.

I will keep this in mind for the next time I see a unicorn and have a banana handy.

Que le dijo un mono a otro mono? "MONOS"

¿Estaban peleando por un plátano?

Were they fighting over a banana ?

MONOS es como vayámonos pero abreviado entiendes ?

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