A Story about napkins (and hayfewer)

I have a huge pile of red napkins on my desk, the good ones, that consist of multiple layers. They origin from an event last week and since then I have asked myself what to do weith them, because tossing them was not an Option.
Their purpose hit me today with a power, that I had not anticipated... I am allergic to pollen. Anything that has started flying in the last few days (or weaks) is my enemy. And I can't defeat it so I'll live with it.
How to live with it?
Well you sneeze a lot. That's pretty Basic, but for that's how it works.
And with those some 500 napkins I have lying around on my desk, I can make it probably through the entire next month, great!
Saved some money and a tree by not tossing those napkins... or something like that ;)
Winter (Spring, actually) is coming.