The Crack of My Ass
The Crack of My Ass
This is my spoof on performance poets.
It’s called The Crack...of My Ass.
I hope you’ll all enjoy... The Crack...of My Ass.
(ass crack is partially revealed with performer's back to audience, performed with very self aggrandizing voice pattern)
- The crack of my ass... is like... your smile...turned sideways
- The crack of my ass is like a deep gash in the skull of some unlucky roadkill :(
- The crack of my ass is like a crevice in the moon, kind of a gay lunar landing pad
- The crack of my ass is like a WAR TRENCH dug by DESPERATE men trying to save their...BUTTS
- The crack of my ass is like a paper cut in the finger of a disturbed poet trying to throw away a really stinky poem
- The crack of my ass is like a gully where a discarded copy of that really stinky poem came to rest, so alone yet so beautiful
- The crack of my ass is like a rut in the mind of a truly sick and demented performance artist trying way to hard to keep the audience awake by showing...the crack of my ass.
I hope you all enjoyed The Crack...of My Ass
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