Recommendation: Speed-Up Enemy Monsters

Hold up. I know the subject line sounds nucking futs; but, before you take to the comments and question my sanity, hear me out.

There is nothing like the sweet satisfaction of utilizing the "Creeping Ooze" to decrease the speed of your enemy's monsters; or, just the same, leverage the "Brownie" Earth Monster to speed up all friendly monsters.

Nevertheless, battle rules sometimes dictate that "monsters with the lowest speed attack first". So, just as we use the "Creeping Ooze" to slow down enemy monsters during standard matches (i.e. fastest attack first), wouldn't it be logical for there to be some sort of "inverse/anti" Ooze that actually increases the speed of enemy monsters; to be leveraged for those "monsters with the slowest speed go first" matches?