Chicken 🐔 Noodle 🍜 Soup

Being hungry is one of those things where you could easily be duped into eating anything. In this situation, I thought eh... 'spicy chicken noodle soup'... Sounds simple and pretty self explanatory. Chicken, noodles and soup... What could go wrong?

Well, if someone makes chicken noodle soup... And then adds Lobster, Crab and Mussel juices - quite a lot it seems. Those three things combined are like essence of fart.

There is also some Cod Juice and fish sauce thrown in there, just for good measure. Like me, you may have noticed how this 'chicken soup' has a lot of fishy products within, you know, considering its a chicken soup and all. You'll imagine my relief when I realised there was also some Beef gelatine thrown in their too..