A Ugly Snake

A Ugly Snake desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Ugly Snake desperately craved for a can of Tango to smash. It would be a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Snake had a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It might be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Snake looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

A Ugly Snake desperately needed a mug to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

A Ugly Snake desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly an original proposal, to many, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.