SISI CALIPHATE

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SISI CALIPHATE

I am separating from ISIS HST to start a new Islamic Jihadist movement called SISI because we are in opposition to ISIS which we feel gets confused with Ptolemaic name Isis for Egyptian goddess Auset. We are united under a completely black flag, no squiggly doodles, due to schism on the basis of what prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, has said that was heard and written down then burned but someone has read it just before then related to others who in turn chiseled it on the black rock which then was brought to Mecca and covered up so that no one can see it, mainly that after the standard greeting Salam Alaikum the true Jihadists should say 'Burka Burka Jihad Jihad' and not 'Jihad Jihad Burka Burka' as THX followers do, something that is utterly irreconcilable. I too got the green uniforms. Join the Revolution! Down with the hyperbolic imperatives! We will have a vote and I will decide what Black Flag song will be our official anthem. Burka Burka Jihad Jihad!!!

Death to Amerika!

Supreme Leader, Sultan
Hasan Abdurahman Paula Abdul Aldebaran Ibn Hades Hoteb


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