Cowardly Youths And Other Horrors

It was a time of terror. Cowardly youths would punch each other in the street.

Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One gracious, special man - Hector Jones.

Hector is a 33-year-old mechanic from Cape Town with a thirst for eyebrows.

He knows that to stop the cowardly youths from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his courageous wife, Katy Hemingway.

He gives up his wild life and travels to Truro where he attends an important disco and acquires some blonde glasses.

However, Hector finds himself troubled by his wild ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the cowardly youths?