Dealing with shit...

‪The funniest joke of the century...‬

‪ME: Here’s my powerball ticket. What’d I win?‬

‪CASHIER: Lemme check. ‬

‪ACTION: CASHIER SCANS TICKET, READS RESULTS.‬

‪CASHIER: Out of five picks, nothing matched. You win shit.‬

‪ME: Of course.‬

‪ACTION: CASHIER DASHES FROM THE COUNTER AND RETURNS WITH A PLAIN PAPER BAG.‬

‪CASHIER: Here’s your bag of shit!‬

‪ME: What?!??!?!?‬

‪CASHIER: As I said, you won shit!‬

‪ME: Literally winning “shit” was not my goal.‬

‪CASHIER: Well, get this out of here because dealing with other people’s shit is not my job...‬