TALES FROM THE CLIT VOL II
Sex work horror stories. Or, I should probably just rebrand this as the weird AF requests I get. I was gonna write about something else, but then this pops up, and it's so different to anything I've encountered before, I couldn't help myself.
So, I'm just chilling in my camroom, as per, hustling and hoping some fun people are about tonight. A guy comes in, his username: VAGINALICKER. For the sake of semi-anonymity I have changed that slightly. He asks me if I can help with his problem. Whether I end up making money from it or not, it's just always entertaining to say yes when people ask if I can help with their problems.
So I ask the guy what his problem is and he says this: Can you help me humiliate my wife? To settle a score.
I've spoken to plenty of guys who want to be humilated. Not be on me to question their fetish and why, and I've also encountered guys who get off on the fact their partners are lying right next to them, asleep, as they get off.
Which brings about my own moral dilemmas, which I just can't get into right now.
Anyhoos, I'm obviously intrigued (my life is kinda boring as shit and Mondays are slow) so I tell him to message me and we end up chatting.
Story goes is that his wife has had a one night stand, and he took her back, telling her it was cool. But it not's cool. They're staying at a hotel for a couple of nights, and he wants her to walk in on us fucking. My first question was obviously, will she go skits and try and kill me. My second is, will she cry, cos I'm not in the business of getting slap bang in the middle of marital trubs. I'm used to married men being discrete. Don't hate me. I'm sure most of my actual escort clients are single.. I never ask and they never tell.
Part of me thinks this is a kinda set up fantasy roleplay bullshit scenario, especially when he said she might join in. Or masturbate. He told me he just wants to shock her. And I'm game, as long as no one gets hurt and I'm getting paid.
We'll see anyway, if it happens, it will happen next week sometime, and I'm obviously gonna spill the goss all over this blog.
(my bf bought me a cute little flick knife and you better believe it's in my handbag. For defense, you see, from scorned wives..)
I don't want to throw cold water on all of this, but I think what you are about to do is put fire out with gasoline.
Tell him you'll do it if there are no surprises. He's got to tell her he needs to do this to get over blah blah blah...
If you do go through with it, dm me the details and I'll write an erotic story to your honor.
dw joe we've spoken for a bit now and I've said under no circumstances do I want to be in any weird situations. What this guy has asked, only happens in films, tv and preworked out roleplays. I'm starting to think it might be the wife orchestrating it. Mate, if it happens, I will tell you alll about it, you'll put it much sexier than I will ;)
By the ways, if it wasn't clear, take EVERYTHING I say with a pinch of salt. I love exaggerating
I hope he's willing to pay you like twice the rate, haha.
Yup. I said another body in the rooms gonna cost extra.
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I'm actually impressed about the honesty in this post. It must be a "hard" life, lol. Stay strong and be safe.
Honesty is the way forward! And thanks, I appreciate comments even more so when they contain puns and innuendo ;)
Lol. Puns are my favorite.