There are many ways how we can be creative in the bedroom, and one of them is making fake cum.

I never thought about it at first, but after accidentally stumbling upon it online, I decided to give it a try. After all, I have nothing to lose. Fake cum sounds interesting and I can use it in many ways from pranking my partner to using it as a lubricant during solo play.

Fake cum looks like real semen and you’ll never know the difference unless you taste or smell it.

The good news is it is so easy to make. In fact, you can use ingredients found right there in your kitchen such as eggs, salt, corn starch and more to whip up your own version of creamy, sticky cum. There are many recipes on how to make fake cum, and I will share some of my favorites with you later on.

On the other hand, if you don’t like working in the kitchen or getting your hands dirty, you can also buy some ready-made artificial semen. Many adult sex stores sell them at affordable prices and if you’re shy about getting caught buying some, you can also order online and have the item delivered straight to your doorstep.

But why make fake cum in the first place when you can have the real thing? Frankly, you can’t always have access to semen so having something that resembles it is more than enough. It serves many uses and trust me, you’ll have loads of fun with it.

What is Fake Cum?

Believe it or not, there are people who like cum. They like the feel and taste of it and trust me, even the sight of it gives them the feels.

And to be honest, sometimes, just seeing a cum turns me on. Especially if it’s my boyfriend’s. There is that enthralling feeling of glory and validation in knowing and seeing my boyfriend cum, more so if I’m the reason for it. However, the male body can only produce too much of it and I’m that kind of person who likes to have more of it.

Fake spunk is generally designed to replicate the texture, feel, and even the taste of a real human semen. It’s popular in the porn industry especially in making realistic and huge cum shots. But it’s also pretty handy to some couples and individuals especially to those who have cum fetish like me.

They can be utilized with squirting dildos for exciting face shots. Others like it when cum is being thrust into their body. And these realistic fake cum products can be used as lubricants, especially during anal sex.

Recipe For Making Fake Cum

In making your own fake cum, you probably need to decide whether you want to make the edible or the inedible one.

In order to make an edible fake cum, you’re going to need the following ingredients: two tablespoons of corn starch, egg whites of an egg, a pinch of salt, water, and a tablespoon of yogurt (you can substitute this with sour cream).

Firstly mix ¼ cup of water with the corn starch. Stir and let it dissolve then add the rest of the water. Put it in a frying pan under medium heat. Just wait until its thick and then just set aside to cool. Once it’s really cooled down, incorporate the egg white, yogurt, and salt. Make sure that once you do this, the mixture is really cool or else it will cook the egg white.

Next stir and do some certain adjustments to fit your preference. For example, some don’t like to add salt or too much yogurt. Mix them all together and voila! You now have a fake sperm of your making. Just remember to store it in in the fridge since that eggs and yogurt spoil quickly in room temperature.

Most people consider this fake cum recipe to be closest to the real deal, but there are those who consider this as inedible.

There’s another simpler way in making fake cum. However, this one might not really appeal to your taste but it’s also edible, making it body-friendly, but always be wary of your safety whenever you try to play with it.

The recipe includes water and plain yogurt only. However, I prefer the mixture to be four parts yogurt to one part water since this ratio leads to a consistency that really resembles a real jizz. Sadly, this mixture tastes like bland yogurt, really far from the taste of real semen.

Buy Fake Cum Online

On the other hand, if you’re too busy to make your own artificial cum, you can always buy one online. For beginners, I’d recommend Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube. It’s water-based, paraben-free, and non-toxic so it’s no surprise that people love using it on silicone sex toys.

Another is the Master Series Jizz which you can buy on Amazon. It boasts of being body safe and non-staining. And the fact that I can use this synthetic cum without worrying about the sheets after makes it a practical choice. Furthermore, it’s water-based formula making it an excellent lube for sex toys.

You can also try Methyl Cellulose which is what the porn industry is very keen on using. I also tried using Cetaphil too because it’s hypoallergenic and safe for sensitive skin, but just like Methyl Cellulose, they’re not edible. They’re only suitable for external use.

How to Use Fake Semen?

Now that you have your fake semen with you, how do you use it? The good news is it doesn’t take a genius to know where you can use this gooey substance. It serves many purposes and you only have your imagination as the limit.

1. Squirting Dildo

To start, you can use this to turn your boring dildo play into something more exciting (and realistic). Though it’s not advisable for women to have this fake sperm inside her vagina, it’s fun to actually have a squirting dildo because it’s such a turn on.

For more about squirting dildos check out Sandra’s article.

2. Cum Fetish

Are you fond of creampies? Do you like showering your partner with loads of semen all over her face? In case your semen isn’t enough, having this homemade cum all over your partner’s body can greatly satisfy your fetish. It’s messy but at least you’ll get 100% satisfaction.

3. Lubricant

Though I’m not a big fan of using fake cum as a lubricant, I’ve heard some people using them during anal sex. I believe that most of the store-bought fake semen is safe to use, however, I’m not exactly sure about homemade fake cum.

If you have doubts, just use your regular lube. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

4. Pranks

Now let’s talk about pranks. I’ve tricked so many people into believing I have semen on my clothes several times already and one time, I even made friends believed I just gave somebody a blowjob. A friend invited me to this party one night and I intentionally came late. I told him I was doing “business” and he said I could come over anytime.

I came at around nine and put some fake jizz on my chin to make it look like I just did a blowjob and it worked. They were so shocked and even teased me about it. But then I told them it was fake and took out a small bottle of my homemade fake cum for them to try.

5. Porn Movies

There are times when my friends and I love taking some porn movie shots just for laugh. I’ve taken selfies with a dildo and a vibrator and twice, I even dressed myself up in some sexy clothes.

But I think these shots are too common, and that’s when I decided to add some artificial cum in my shots and to my surprise, my friends loved them. I told them how I did it and taught them how to make their own homemade cum, too.

Risks with Fake Semen

Fake semen sounds fun especially with all the things you can do with it. However, I can’t guarantee that it is 100% safe especially if you intend to use it as a lubricant or if you want to lick it. There are some risks involved and it’s best you know what they are so you can avoid them.

For instance, you have a big chance of having yeast infections. The fake sperm can be made up of different ingredients which can affect your vagina’s pH level. If this happens, you’ll develop yeast infection. Make sure to consult with your doctor right away if this happens.

When you buy fake semen, make sure to check the labels especially the list of ingredients. If there are chemicals there or something you’re allergic to, don’t use the product. It’s not advisable to put anything inside your body that contains chemicals because they can cause allergies, irritations, and infections.

I know how sexy it is to lick a dildo with fake semen for your amateur porn video or porn shot but think twice before eating it. Again, store-bought fake cum doesn’t contain natural ingredients and they have chemicals. If you really want to eat or lick it, make your own fake semen. At least you know what it’s made of. After all, there’s nothing wrong with eating a mixture of cornstarch, egg, and milk!

Final Words

Now you know how to make fake cum using ingredients you can find around the house. In addition, you know where to buy fake cum from adult stores.

Although it’s not exactly the real thing, it’s still fun to have it around especially if you love pranking your friends. However, be extra careful when using it. There are risks involved and the best way to avoid them is by following the instructions carefully and to not eat or put DIY fake cum inside your body.

/Shane

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