It's Okay To Bang Your Employees
Secretaries, pool cleaners, maids, limo drivers, whoever you decide to hire, it is important to know you CAN bang them. The sex must be consensual. (I can't believe I even had to tell you that but in this day and age... OU!) When you are working and the maid walks in and you are both horny it is OK and universally tolerated to bang. When the limo drops you off it is OK to 'tip the driver with sex' if you are both into it. Just have fun out there people. You only live once. Just don't be a jerk and don't each other pregnant.