SEX IS THE ONLY SPORT

SEX is the only Sport in the World without Referees, linesmen, and no spectators.
It has players and goalkeepers yet no football and goalposts.
The game is never abandoned due to bad weather.
Players are often naked, scores are counted in terms of rounds, there are no winners or losers.
Each team enjoys, celebrates shouts and screams when they
are ready to score and often go silent thereafter.