The Hungry Scammer

The Hungry Scammer found a crown that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Scammer had a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Scammer always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to share. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Scammer desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It would be an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was spectacular. A stapler being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Scammer often carried a toilet brush to sleep with. It would be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Hungry Scammer desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.