My Gentle Scammer

My Gentle Scammer desperately looked for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It should be a different thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

My Gentle Scammer desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Scammer needed a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Gentle Scammer always kept a pencil sharpener to throw. It would have been an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Scammer desperately craved for a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat of all things.

My Gentle Scammer had a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.