Alex Jones becomes a CUCK

Alex Jones the man who can sell supplements to anyone , has become a cuck. After doing a hit piece on Vox.com's correspondent Carlos Maza, Mr. Jones went outside of his recording station and was ambushed by a midget. "He straight up got his ass WHOOPED!", Jack Bauer, a witness to the event said. " He walked out the door and the midget was waiting for him. They started yelling about moonberry's and how they weren't real or something. Then one punch to the nuts later Jones went down crying like a bitch" Mr Bauer said. Alex Jones could not be reached for a comment, and charges have yet to be filed.