17 Creative ways to stop 30-50 feral hogs from reaching your children within 3-5 minutes.

Due to a tweet asking how to stop the hogs from committing a war crime in your garden, I decided to compile this list of creative ways to #stopthehog.

1. Noise.
   You can repel the hogs with noise in following ways.
   • Karbid bombs, Russian style.
   • Airgun, all you need is an airgun and some CO2

2. Physical means.
   Here are some ways to #stopthehog with physical means
   • Build a moat, labor intensive but quite impenetrable
   • Build a wall, do I need to add anything ?
   • Plant thorns or dense bushes as a hedge, ouch
   • Build spike pits, they gonna turn into delicious shashliks!
   • Place an electric fence. BOOOOOOORINGGGGGGGGG

3. Ranged offensive means.
   • Build a catapult, Angry birds much ?
   • Buy canons, there's nothing that can't be solved with a canon
   • Turrets, expensive but effective
   • Lasers, pew pew

4. Arial Means.
   • Radiate silver and then shoot it into the sky to cause radioactive rain, fallout much ?
   • Order a napalm strike, does anyone smell a BBQ ?
   • An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile strike, NK style

5. Close range offensive means
   • Flamethrowers, Mmm, bacon.
   • Any white weapon ever, old school.
   • Wrestle them all, mud wrestling!

I hope you'll find these 17 Creative ways to stop 30-50 feral hogs useful in the future. #stopthehog !