I’ve discovered I have the power manipulate crypto markets

in #satire6 years ago (edited)

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All it takes is the right situation, a kind of ritual to access my powers. These occurrences can be created though. Let me explain.

Every single time I am short on cash, and decide to sell a little crypto to get by, the price crashes to the point it’s not an option anymore. Likewise, I have a good month, and get a huuuge paycheck with a little to spare on some coins, boom! December 2017 happens.

Seems easy enough right? Daniels broke=low prices. Daniels stacked= soaring prices.

With a little help from the community, we can stop bleeding red, and start soaring green again. All that we need to do is fill up my bank account. If everyone involved in the space simply donated $1 to the campaign, we could probably see $20,000 bitcoin again in a week. Of course, I’m going to open and ethical in my sorcery, and let the public know before hand so we won’t be guilty of a pump and dump, and everyone can profit.

So far this method has had a 10 for 10 record, enough to pretty much consider it science.

I’m just trying to help out the community ya know? This isn’t a ploy for personal gain whatsoever. I just feel that great power over the crypto markets, means great responsibility. I feel it’s my duty to step forward and save the people form the red, restoring dreams of Lambo’s, to a community filled with doubt.

We can start this anytime :)

Bitcoin: 35KyvmuzFaeepcAD4cT9EgZpzKADdNTRAv

Bitcoin Cash: 35KyvmuzFaeepcAD4cT9EgZpzKADdNTRAv

Dash: XkVAKKmtjVBRBABKW8yVRRGZYPDzEMj4AL

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-Daniel

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that's absolutely interesting and new way to approach investment specially in crypto space

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That logic is irrefutable, :)

Same exact thing happens to me. Every time.

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