You are really funny brother,

make sure its tuesdays because Tuesdays were named after a Nordic God and that's just good luck right there.

You read a lot brother, where you get that line from?

I don't have time for that, but I can't tell him what I'm doing, he would not understand.

You are absolutely right, he would never, he might think you are crazy or being screwed up.

You are really a clown brother like seriously, I can't stop laughing. I thought you won the money? This is not fair, I'm going to tell you wife.