Her Adorable Santa

Her Adorable Santa found a radiator to break. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Her Adorable Santa desired a pen to annihilate This seems to be a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

Her Adorable Santa desired a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade having that done to it

Her Adorable Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Adorable Santa needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Her Adorable Santa looked for a custard pie that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.