A Naughty Santa

A Naughty Santa desperately wanted a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Santa desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally annihilate It is a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Naughty Santa needed a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it was out of this world. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Naughty Santa desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A toilet brush of all things.

A Naughty Santa carried a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.

A Naughty Santa desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.