May I pay with crypto? @eludelalune

I am buying cigarettes at the tobacco shop:
-Have any ID?
-No.
I give her a nice smile and patiently wait for the cigarettes.
-How old are you?
-30 years old. Euhm, 29 and 3/4. May I pay with crypto?
She looks for cigarettes unsuccessfully on the first shelf.
-They are on the shelf just to the right. I do not drag the id's of the legal person that I possess under threats and constraints often on me...
The cashier throws at me one of these crazy looks.
-The police and/or other agents could attempt to illegally seize it and attempt to make believe that I would consent, which would be a MISTAKE!
The cashier handed me the cigarettes with the change of the legal tender under threats and constraints of 20 Canadian dollars that I gave him because everyone participates in this fraud by refusing payments in crypto-currency.