The Angry Robin

The Angry Robin found a spade that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Robin desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Robin searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This seems a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Robin always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It should be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Robin always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Angry Robin desperately looked for a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a cup being the thing selected.