Is it just me or is Ripple teh prom date of the century?

 

Is it just me or is Ripple teh prom date of the century?

Yeah, I typed "teh". What?!?? Calm teh hell down.

Now, let's get to it. 

Ripple, you hot little bitch. Even that sexy logo is gettin' it done.  It looks like the holy trinity with voluptuous bubbles on the tips. 

I don't know why but.. I just get super excited about the idea of making money from fucking bankers banking outside of the banking system to make banking more bankable. 

Sure, the XRP chart looks like fresh roadkill and it's a tad hard to trade but.. but..

Dammit, Ripple... how can't you be a homerun?

I mean, it's like the perfect score... 

Bankers getting crunk on the notion of saving fees and hiding their panties (transactions) from Lesser Big Brothers and all-the-while the price of Ripple goes up and up. And little old me gets to sip Odwalla on a yacht. 

Ahhh... that's sounds nice.

Am I the only one getting excited about Ripple, Odwalla and yachts? Can't be, right? 

What's your dirty little crypto-fetish?

Thanks for reading! See you next time.

Sidenote: actually, the MACD looks ready to cross towards the positive. Might be time for a XRP rebound  😲

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/jIxydQI0/

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