How to Meet Women!

in #relationships8 years ago (edited)

Okay, I'm finally gonna tell you guys how to meet wonderful women that will love you! It's easy, you just have to get the fuck out of the United States! Go to southeast Asia, you need to find a third world country, Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand, I had some fun here in Thailand, lol!

I chose to go to the Philippines to meet a wife because I heard everybody spoke English there. But you don't even have to go that far, Mexico or Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic will all be about eleventy-zillion times better than the United States for meeting a girl.
I had such a good experience with the Philippines though, I have to recommend you go there first. I went to a dating site for Filipina Women, filipinocupid.com. Now I don't know if you've been to any dating websites, but I tried match.com and a couple of others here in the states.
The only girls that ever sent me a letter that said they'd like to meet me from the sites in the states were hookers or scammers of some sort. If I sent letters out to 100 women, maybe 10 would respond, then I would have to chat with them for days or maybe weeks to try and meet them, THEN, if I was lucky enough to finally meet them, they had lied about their age and put pictures of themselves from 15 years ago.
That was okay, because I was an alcoholic, so I would just take them out to lunch or dinner and start drinking, if they drank, we had a good time, after a few drinks, they all looked good to me, and I looked okay to them too. You know, beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder. But on filipinocupid.com the girls will all be sending introduction letters to YOU, they're dying to meet you, and if you send 100 texts out to them, 90 will respond.
But you don't have to deal with a dating website at all, I did because I didn't know if I could find any girls in the Philippines on my own, but believe me, it's no problem! If you just go out there you will meet so many beautiful, unspoiled and educated women it will make your head spin.
They will be hitting on you like crazy, in the malls, on the streets, in the grocery store, it's insanity! You see, most of the young men in the Philippines have no jobs or money, but besides that, they don't treat the ladies very well, they get them pregnant and dump them constantly.Forget about child support out there, the jobs are few and far between, and you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip.
The girls wind up single mothers and have to depend on their family for help but their family usually has no money either. The smartest girls don't deal with the local boys at all.
So even if you're only getting 1000 a month from social security, you're pretty rich out there and you can have a nice apartment, loads of girlfriends, and 3 maids (with benefits) I'm not kidding!!
The Philippines is a wonderful country. If you stay away from the big cities the air is great, and the land is lush and green. It's hot and humid for sure, but you will get used to it.
The greatest thing by far about the Philippines is the people, they are poor but they are very happy, everyone is smiling all the time, it's really a joy to be there. When you walk on the street, people smile at you and say, "Hi!" They really love foreigners, and if you're not in a big city, there aren't many foreigners to be found, usually just you. They especially love Americans, we rescued them from the Japanese, who basically made slaves out of them in World War II.
So that's my big secret, it's really not so big, I'm sure you've heard it from other people before, but wow, it's true! Here's my wife, 6 years and still going strong. :)

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It's easy, you just have to get the fuck out of the United States!

This is due to the fact that men have been castrated in the west and let women dominate them. Going out of the country to find a wife does not fix the root problem. Also, women in this country don't need men if the government is willing to step in for our place.

Man Rocky I worry that these 3 World girls are going to be worse gold diggers than some of the girls I see around here. I feel like even Patches O'Houlihan would have tons off success in some of these countries because Hollywood has convinced a large part of the world that everyone in the United States is rich.
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Lol! They might have gold diggers in 3rd world countries, but all most of them are digging for is food and roof over their heads. In the States they want cars and diamonds and Piaget fucking watches. You have such a big selection over there you can root out the bad ones. Over here in the States you feel lucky if you get a bad one...

@rockyromano, thanks for help. I have a tiny pee-pee, so my problem is not meeting women, but keeping woman

You have to learn to lick pussy properly, tastes just like chicken..

Same advice the late, comedic genius, Patrice O'Neal would give.

Yea, I know what you mean about American girls to date...I need to get out of USA as a single bachelor.

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Very cool post! I have always wanted to go to the Philippines. Seems like a interesting place.

Just go! You won't believe the difference, lol!

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My typical experience on Tinder in the US:

The girl gets all done up, looking her best. Then takes 10,000 pictures and chooses the best 5 for her profile. Finally, she gains 20 pounds and goes out with me.

It's not like that in the Philippines, Shenan! :)

Great read man! Right on time, too. Heading to thailand and it's surroundings in a week for exactly this purpose! I'm gonna be the classical sex tourist that everybody hates. Just drink and f**k around.

You have a new follower, sir.

Wow! If you've never been there you're in for a huge treat, you'll wonder what took you so long to get there, we all do!! That pic on top is from Pattaya, you have to try to visit there!! You won't believe it!! Anywhere down there!!

Get out of the US. Lol, interesting thought. Great to see it is working for you guys!

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