I am dead LOL. it reminds me of our road trips with my bf.
On the highway. Me: "Are we going to stop in my place for a coffee?"
My bf: " you need to pee, right?"
Me: *nodding. Yes.
My bf: "So you never tell me whats your real intention. good thing that I have learned to read your mind"

We, women, do this mind games as small tests. If the guy passes them, we LIKE him. If he doesn't, we ditch him and we will continue to tests the rest of men, until we find the one LOL