A story about a monkey getting #rekt (Fiction)

A monkey decided to go play CS:GO global warfare. But then his friend sloth told him that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare was way cooler. Not knowing about the game, he went to play it. He clicked multiplayer and was greeted into a lobby. Then a 6 year old CoD kid screamed so hard, the monkey's xbox was permanently damaged. He tried fixing it, but it exploded and released all the sounds of all the six year olds that played CoD from the void. All people in a radius of 1000km died. (Expect CoD players that were used to those kinds of screams)