Rap Of The Century • Comedy Open Mic #41(1)
So I'm going to try to write a rap/poem. I have never known the difference. The rap's sentences are probably long.
Like the list of people whom I've disappointed.
Please look at this monkey briefly.
What do we write about? Let's try to rhyme things with 'blank', because that's what my mind is now.
Original Freestyle Rap
Let's go.
Wait, count me down...
3
2
1
Zero's the next number, which can also mean blank,
This rap or poem can't go longer 'cuz my ship's already SANK
Why'd I think this was a good idea while I coulda been browsing Youtube & Reddit,
Or heck, Wikipedia instead of this rap, man, gonna go ahead and just SHRED IT
Okay, alright that's sounding pretty good so far,
It seems like I'm pounding some super cool bar
's' is what I missed there, Grammar Nazis much care,
Now I don't know how to end this para(?),
sittin' here this Yoda thinkin', "ohh multiple endings there are"
Holy crap, that was good. Although, I've forgotten the rap word dude!
Oh that's right, blank was the word. Comin' up with rhyming words I coulda' woulda' should.
"You can do it" says my ma, tho' I don't think so, "Can I now?"
Joking, I know 'dem rhyming words, come check this shit out in the next VERSE
Oooooooooooh
Kids these days want their memes all dank, on @memestagram per meme 0.3's what I bank
This rap's got the flow of a mean little skank,
Okay Google, "a steady-paced bending-forward reggae dance" you skank
No I didn't cheat, two words two meanings. I rap so good, people say, "He's got a think tank!"
@curie you're a cutie will you upvote this pliz? Gotta climb the rep ladder, gotta up my RANK
Didn't think I'd come this far yo, I hafta be frank
Started with a bar 'n here we all are
So,
To you the reader,
'tis a pleasure
for reading till hither:
I thank.
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hehehehehe... now... when video?? Curie loves rapper videos bro..you should know by now
Aaa damn, a video huh. She's a tough one to impress...
One day I'll get around to it.
Thanks man. B-)
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bows
err...I mean,
drops mic