Are You A 40 Year Old Virgin??

Driving a vehicle typically brings out the worst in most human beings. . . I’m not really sure why, but in my experience it can be one of the more annoying activities I do within a day. . . Most likely because I live in the 3rd most populous city in the United States and traffic is horrendous during most hours. .

However, this post is not about driving a vehicle but rather another type of idiot moving among the 2.7 million + people where I live. . .The fucking bike rider!

Something about these freaks peddling along the city streets of Chicago annoys the fuck out of me. I’m not sure what compels someone to get up in the morning, throw their work clothes on and then think it’s a good idea to pedal their ass to work while risking their lives. . . It’s fucking stupid. . . Not to mention if you are a single “yuppie” male it’s probably not a very good way to project yourself and definitely not a good way to attract the ladies. . You look like a god damn geek.

I always get the image from the movie, “40 Year Old Virgin” in my head and it’s not too far off from what these “cyclists” look like. . .

Now, some of you may be reading this and think to yourself, “what the fuck is rawdawg’s problem? Bike riding is cool!”
Yes, I would agree, however there is a time and place. And the place is definitely not amongst busy city streets. . Every year quite a few of these imbeciles die because they decide they wanna look like Steve Carrel. . .

The city of Chicago doesn’t help out much in the matter either as they condone geek fest and have bike lanes all over the place encouraging these fuck-tards. In addition, the city has incorporated a bike rental program called Divvy in which people can rent bikes and pedal about.

There is Uber, Lyft, trains, and buses. . . Chicago is not shy when it comes to public transportation. .

Stop looking, behaving, and acting like a child.

Get off your fucking bicycle. . . Idiots.