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in #randoms5 years ago

Only certain professionals can get away saying these random phases:

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Doctor:

"Please take off your clothes."

Dentist:

"Now open wide & hold still."

Veterinarian:

"How's your pretty pussy?"

Gardener:

"Want me to fertilize your bush?"

Lawyer:

"Let's go over section 69."

Banker:

"If you withdraw too early,
you lose interest."

Chef:

"Do you like it hot & spicy?"

Police:

"You don't need protection."

Army Personnel:

"Load. Aim. Fire."

Swimming Instructor:

"Go deeper."

Gym Trainer:

"Push harder."

lnterior Decorator:

"Once it's done, you will love it."

Telephone Guy:

"Would you like it on the table or against the wall?

Tailor:

"Can I make it two more inches longer?"

Badminton​ Coach:

"Hold the cock straight."

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